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causeallidoisdance:
ibisvilen:

Yessssssssss
LMAO
THIS
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weasleysweaters:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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megagirl:
i am CRYING
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wowfunniestposts:
what a funny blog
loling so hard
that fourth one
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Good thing of the day: Hrm. Exercise game to the Avengers? That was interesting. Although “five crunches every time someone says ‘tesseract’” really got me. Although… I guess that would be the point of an exercise game…
Bad thing of the day: THE SHAMPOO I USED TODAY SUCKED BALLS. try this new shampoo they said it’ll be fun they said. NO. my hair felt gross after like two hours and if you know me that’s like one of my biggest pet peeves when my hair starts to feel gross. there is a 24 hour limit and THIS. FAILED. ME. two hours? no. just. no.
Daily Watch: LOTR Two Towers, The Avengers, and one episode of Game of Thrones.
Daily Read: Paper Towns by John Green (almost done!)
Interesting fact: I used to have an imaginary dog named Icy. I got her in Disneyland. She died in the 2nd grade when my best friend came over for a playdate and threw her out the window. Mewling quim.
17xinfinity:
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hopeless-lullaby:
deepinsiide:
BEST FUCKING POST EVER
In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,

OH SOBS SOBBBBBSSSS
Inconsolable sobbing
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toshi-riku:
I mean he is created for mischief lol
So. Damn. Perfect.
“Ohana” means family, Thor.
And “Ohana” means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.
Or cut off when speaking. Because that always happens. Poor Loki.
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Agh, okay, so I’ve been slacking on the optimist project since Australia, but I felt really weird/(empty?) when I realized I hadn’t done it for a while.
For yesterday:
1. Wore my new awesome dress from Australia ^^;
2. Surprised my high school friends by showing up to their awards assembly, it was preeetty awesome, to say the least
3. Had lunch (brunch, I guess, since I had french toast) with some of my best friends at this really cool place near school; it was great because we got to catch up, I told them about college lyfe, and they filled me in on all the senior class gossip I’ve been missing out on, haha
4. Offered an internship!!!
5. Watched two episodes of Game of Thrones; I’ve been making progress yay
And for today:
1. Went driving today — it’s nice to know I can still drive after like five carless months
2. Finished reading An Abundance of Katherines!
3. Took a nice, long nap. Yay for being a snorlax
4. Had homemade Filipino food whoo
5. Watched two episodes of Game of Thrones and also LOTR
lillian-raven:
#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all.
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